Wednesday, March 23, 2011

A Dictator By Many Other Names

People think it's weird that the Libyan leader has multiple spellings of his name, but I say it's genius. When he gets captured, he'll say "you've got the wrong guy! you're looking for Gadhafi - I'm Gaddafi. That other guy is a real douche." Then if he gets caught again, he'll say "I'm not Gadhafi, I'm Khaddafi! Who told you to look for Gadhafi? Oh man, that Gaddafi is such a prankster. You're actually looking for Qaddafi." Then cut to an American solidier eating a candy bar, and the voiceover says "not overthrowing a dictator for a while? Eat a Snickers!"

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